the alice audit

Okay, but what kind of Alice are you?

Ten questions. Five-ish minutes. Mildly exposing. Weirdly accurate.

Find out how you tend to move through Adultland: what trips you up, what you’re surprisingly good at, and what might make life feel a little easier.

When you see a 🍄, choose all that apply, because most of us are more than one thing. On the rest, just pick the one that fits best. No email required to see your result.

Choose all that apply.

your alice audit result

Your particular alchemy

Most of us are not just one. The one you lead with runs deepest, but the others live in you too, and they show up when they matter.

three things that are true about you

You recognized yourself here.
Now keep reading.

your field guide

Your Field Guide

72 illustrated pages for the woman who finally wants words for what has been going on inside her own mind.

$27

Get your guide

Best if you want to start with the one that sounded like you.

or

best value

the whole shelf

Don’t stop at the chapter that sounded like you.

Almost nobody is just one. The book that felt like home explains your default. The other two explain why you change with stress, with the season, with who is in the room.

You lead with one. You are made of all three.

Everything you get today

Finally understand why your brain has always worked this way
See the parts of yourself that were never going to fit one label
Sit down with women who already know why the laundry is still in the dryer
All three field guides, yours to keep$81
Your first month inside the Adultland community$37
Tuesday Tea, the Dictionary, the Mad Tea Party, Cat’s Library
Everything added while you’re inside

Regular value$118+

Today$67

Take me to Adultland →

The books are yours to keep, even if Adultland turns out not to be for you.

Best if you already know you will want all three.

One heads up: your result lives on this screen only. Screenshot your breakdown before you wander off, or press Ctrl+P (Cmd+P on a Mac) to save it as a PDF.

Not ready to decide today? Let me email it to you instead. Your full breakdown, plus the first pages of your field guide, so you can come back whenever you like. Besides… we both know where that screenshot was going to end up.

Most of us carry more than one. Open the full write-up for each of the three, including your own.

Not ready to decide today? Go and have a look at what the room is actually like first. Nobody will make you talk. See what’s in there

You don’t have to figure yourself out all at once. You just have to decide whether you’d like to keep reading.

The Alice Audit: a free reflection that shows you how you tend to move through Adultland, as a blend of three tendencies: the Alchemist, the Cartographer, and the Cultivator.

Okay, but what kind of Alice are you?

Your Field Guide